Nudist colony

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and asks, "Did you call for me?" The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that, if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. Later, the man continues to explore the colonies facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him. "Did you call for me?" asks the hairy man. "No, what do you mean?" replies the newcomer. "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. The newcomer staggers back to the nudist colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist" May I help you?" she asks. The man yells, "Here's my membership card! You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." "But, sir," she replies, "You've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities." The man responds, "Listen, lady: I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month. But I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here!"