Sept 18 2007 this is a clip of my drive down from Masada to Arad, in Israel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OLJS7_j3WI
for part 2:
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Bell Ringer (vid)
You just came to Texas Tech University as a freshman...You are SO PROUD that you have been chosen to pump up the crowd as the school's "BELL RINGER " during the big game...
Your whole family, all of your friends, and 15 million ESPN viewers see you on Saturday's telecast ringing the team's bell...
But due to the tragically unfortunate placement of the bell, the camera and your body; your whole family, all of your friends, and 15 million ESPN viewers, see this instead ...
Your whole family, all of your friends, and 15 million ESPN viewers see you on Saturday's telecast ringing the team's bell...
But due to the tragically unfortunate placement of the bell, the camera and your body; your whole family, all of your friends, and 15 million ESPN viewers, see this instead ...
Rent for apartment
A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event wasn't woth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the inpression that:
1) It had never been occupied.
2) That there was plenty of heat.
3) That it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied idefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please son't blame the landlady.
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event wasn't woth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the inpression that:
1) It had never been occupied.
2) That there was plenty of heat.
3) That it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied idefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please son't blame the landlady.
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.
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