Wednesday, January 30, 2008

SILK PAJAMAS

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends to go fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend, but this is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a three-day weekend...and also get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 this afternoon from the office and I'll swing by the house to pick my things up."

The wife tells him that she'll do it, and he hangs up.

A few minutes later, he calls back and says, "Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish.

He says, "Yes! Lots of walleyes, some bass, and a few pike. But, Honey, why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?


The wife replied, "I did pack them; they're in your tackle box."

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