I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called the suicide hotline.
I didn't realize they had gone offshore to save a few bucks and I was transferred to their "call center" in Pakistan.
I explained that I was feeling suicidal.
They became very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane.
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