Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Haircut?

A priest goes to a hairdressing salon, has a haircut, thanks the hairdresser, and asks him how much he owes.

The hairdresser replies, "Father, you're a holy man, a man of the cloth, Ijust couldn't charge you anything, it's on the house".

The priest is most grateful, and says, "Thank you, my son", and leaves.

When the hairdresser goes to open his shop next morning, he finds 12 gold coins on his doorstep.

Some days later, a Buddhist monk goes to the same hairdressing salon forshave and a wax.

When he goes to pay, the hairdresser says, "You don't have to give me any money, you're a spiritual leader: a man of the people. I just couldn't charge you anything, it's on the house."

The monk bows, shakes his hand and thanks him.

When the hairdresser goes to open his shop next morning, he finds 12 rubies on his doorstep.

The following week, a Rabbi goes into the hairdressing salon to have ahaircut and a beard trim.

When he goes to pay, the hairdresser says, "No,Rabbi, I couldn't ask you to pay anything, it's on the house. You are a learned and wise man, go in peace."

The Rabbi blesses him and leaves.

When the hairdresser goes to open his shop next morning, he finds 12 Rabbis on his doorstep.

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