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Illeagals Poem

POEM - Illegal Immigrants I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, Got plenty money, Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come, fast as you can

They come in turbans and Ford trucks,

I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,

More welfare checks, it gets better!

Fourteen families, they moving in,

But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, American citizen moves away,
..
I buy his house, and then I say,

"Find more aliens for house to rent."

In my yard I put a tent.

Send for family they just trash,
..
But they, too, draw welfare cash!

Everything is very good, Soon we own whole neighborhood

We have hobby it called breeding,

Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?

We get free!
We got no bills!

TAXPAYER crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.
We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good
for the real citizens.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room
in Pakistan .

SEND THIS TO EVERY
TAXPAYER YOU KNOW

President Reagan last words...

I don't know whether or not you watched the memorial service for Ronald Reagan, BUT..... if you did, you probably noticed that Bill and Hillary were both dozing off.


President Ronald Reagan, who never missed a chance for a good one-liner, raised his head out of his casket and said.....


"I see the Clintons are finally sleeping together."

Jewish Tattoo

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a Humentash on her right thigh just below her bikini line.

She also wants him to put "Happy Purim" under the Humentash. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good.

The woman then instructs him to put a Matzo tattoo with "Happy Pesach" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Purim and Pesach!"