The Clintons Memoirs

Dear Friends:

We have the distinguished honor of being on the
committee to raise $5,000,000.00 for a monument of
Hillary Clinton 's heroic stand under Bosnian sniper
fire.

We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore
until we discovered there was not enough room for two
more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary Clinton
in the Washington , DC Hall Of Fame. We are having a
bit of difficulty as to where the statue should be
placed. It was not proper to place it beside the
statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or
beside Jesse Jackson who never told the
truth, since Hillary Clinton could never tell the
difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher
Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left
not knowing where he was going, and when he got there
he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing
where he had been, and did it all on someone else's
money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who have
anything left after taxes, we expect a generous
contribution to this worthwhile project.

Thank you,
Hillary Clinton Monument Committee


P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.


P.P.S And another thing ... Now let me get this
straight. Bill Clinton is getting $12 Million for his
memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers.
That's $20 million for memories from two people, who
for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that
they couldn't remember anything.


God Bless America !