A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their wivesfor their anniversary. The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamondnecklace and a Mercedes Benz." Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her twogifts?" The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like thediamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back.
"The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then proceeds to tellhim what he got his wife. "I got my wife a pair of flip flops and adildo." With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Whydid you buy her those gifts?!" The poor man replies, "Well, in caseshe doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself."
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