Alligator Shoes

Young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worstway,
but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices"attitude of one of the shopkeepers. The blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes for free!
"The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady,just goand give it a try!
"The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch analligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots the same young woman standing waistdeep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the deadcreatures,
all lying on their backs.The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration,she shouts out . . .SHIT ! ... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO