Iranian Jew

A Iranian Jew wants to immigrate to Israel.

The local Imman calls him in for questioning: 'Haven't we allowed you the right to worship in your synagogue?'

'Can't complain.'

'Haven't we let you live in peace with your fellow Iraninans?'

'Can't complain.'

'Haven't we allowed you to travel freely within and beyond the village?'

'Can't complain.'

'Haven't we let you practice your profession?'

'Can't complain.'

'Then why do you want to go to Israel?'

'Because over there I CAN complain!