
President Ronald Reagan, who never missed a chance for a good one-liner, raised his head out of his casket and said.....

"I see the Clintons are finally sleeping together."
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, cigarette in mouth, screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
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