Wednesday, August 1, 2007

GHETTO SPELLIN'

Words: Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.

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This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectumboth.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if Imiss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me acup and said penis.

6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man,it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."

7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in theapartment undermine.

8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?"she say "fortify."

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....

Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelettedis one slide."

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